Before you embark, here are a few words of wisdom:
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Where would you like to go first?
Well here you are at Mt. Doom. Is this what you imagined? Looks pretty steep and dangerous to me! Would you like to scale it yourself or take a guide? Remember the words of wisdom.
You walk along the windy peaks with your jacket wrapped tight around you and your hat pulled down low over your ears. Suddenly, you turn around and realize that the path is gone. You must have diverged somwehere! Now totally lost, you check your cell phone for reception. Nothing. It's getting dark. You shiver and curl up next to a boulder. By the next morning, you have frozen to death. Next time, remember to ask for help when you need it! GAME OVER!
You have entered the Jungle of Death. Looks a bit menacing...far more than I would have ever imagined! You are now faced with two options: face the beasts alone on foot or hop in a rental jeep. Remember the words of wisdom.
As you are scaling the dizzying heights, you realize that you haven't heard your tour guide's voice in a while. As you turn around in fear, you notice a large brown animal off in the distance. It's a bear! In horror, you notice shreds of clothing entangled in his claws. Looks like your tour guide didn't make it. Horrified but motivated, you descend the mountain on your own and find the lodge. After mourning your fellow traveller's loss, you relax next to a fire with some hot cocoa. Congratulations! You may now proceed to Part 2.
It looks like you are making good progress. Your compass seems to be leading you in the right direction. You hear some leaves rustling behind you. When you turn around, you realize that you are surrounded on all sides by a pack of tigers! They hiss at you and tear you to shreds. I'm sorry it had to end this way. Remember, it is best to ask for help when you need it! GAME OVER!
As you drive through the lush green plants and tall trees, you realize that you have been going in circles for hours. What will you do? Suddenly, your jeep is surrounded by a pack of friendly monkeys. They holler at you and motion with their pointy fingers. They are showing you the way back to boot camp. Congratulations! You may now proceed to Part 2.
Ahoy there matey! Looks like there is a nasty storm brewing. Would you prefer to set sail in a luxury yacht or try your luck in a small fishing boat?
You watch as the outline of the shore slowly disappears into the horizon. Suddenly, large waves overtake you and your yacht capsizes. As you float around in your life jacket, you notice something swimming underneath you. Oh no! Sharks! Chomp chomp. You're dead. You should have been more humble. No one should take a yacht out onto the rough sea. GAME OVER!
As you are floating along, the sky clears and you decide to go fishing. After a few hours, you manage to catch a few big, juicy sea bass. Delicious! You feast on them upon your return to shore. Congratulations! You made it to Part 3. Take a bow.
You find yourself at an ancient castle that has been abandoned for many years. Centuries. You are frightened and begin to tremble with fear...and yet you are curious. Will you enter or go around?
As you are walking away from the castle, you hear something whistling in your ear. When you look around, you don't see anything. So you keep walking. But when you turn around a second time, you realize that you are surrounded by ghosts! They haunt you until you go crazy and die. GAME OVER!
Here he is in all his evil glory...and he has a question for you. Would you like to sell your soul for fame and fortune? Or are you going to back out of the deal? Decide now fool!
Lo and behold there is a treasure chest filled with gold and jewelry. This is your reward for facing your fears! Heave a sigh of relief. You made it to Part 3.
There she is! More beautiful than you could have ever imagined! She runs to you and kisses your cheek and weeps tears of joy. However, you sense a slight bit of mischief in her eyes. Decide now: will you marry her or dump her?
You should have trusted your gut. After a few years of a rocky marriage, you find out that the princess has been cheating on you. You go into a deep depression and drink yourself to death. What a way to go. GAME OVER!
You were right to trust your gut! After you dump the princess, you meet the love of your life and live happily ever after. Congrats! You may now proceed to Part 4.
Guess what? Turns out there is no such thing as a soul. You live a great life! Congratulations! You may now proceed to Part 4.
That was unwise! You should never back out of a deal. As a consequence, you die young of a heart attack. GAME OVER!
That existentialism stuff really gets to your head. You conclude that life is meaningless. You die. GAME OVER!
You become obsessed with moral imperatives and decide to become a better person. Congratulations! You win at life (and this game)!
Congratulations! You win! THE END.